Eden Robins
Hello. It's me, Eden Robins.
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Here's a bio if you need one:
I wrote the novel REMEMBER YOU WILL DIE, which was shortlisted for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize and longlisted for the 2025 Massachusetts Book Awards. My debut novel, WHEN FRANNY STANDS UP, is also available. I also have a new comedy murder mystery, DON'T CROSS MO ELLERY, which was an instant USA TODAY bestseller, co-written with M.W. Garguilo under the top-secret pseudonym Birdie Horne!
If you need any logistical help, Cameron McClure of DMLA is my agent.
Eden Robins is a USA TODAY bestselling author of Don't Cross Mo Ellery (as 50% of Birdie Horne). She was 100% author of the novel Remember You Will Die, which was shortlisted for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize and longlisted for the 2025 Massachusetts Book Awards, and her debut novel When Franny Stands Up was named a best book of 2022 by the Chicago Reader. She was an Illinois Arts Council Fellow in Literature in 2023, and also writes short stories, personal essays, and cultural criticism at places like Slate, Catapult, USA Today, LA Review of Books, and others. Previously, she sold sex toys, and wrote jokes for Big Pharma and an AI mental health app. She has been to the bottom of the ocean and will never go to space. Find out more scintillating tidbits at monkeythumbs.com and on Instagram @edenrobins.
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