Hello. It's me, Eden Robins.

They say "to be" is a passive verb to be avoided. But did you know, almost 75% of your daily energy expenditure is spent just on making sure you exist? Doing stuff is great and all, but it's, what, 25% of your existence?


Some of the things I do in addition to being kept alive include writing short stories, novels, essays and cultural criticism, I like to make difficult things funny and funny things difficult.

In my life, I manage anxiety through travel and drastic haircuts.

And not to brag, but Cameron McClure of DMLA is my agent.

If you like the cut of my jib and would like more jib, feel free to email me at eden (at) monkeythumbs (dot) com.