Hello. It's me, Eden Robins.

They say "to be" is a passive verb to be avoided. But being is exhausting work! Almost 75% of our daily energy expenditure is spent on it. Doing active stuff makes up a measly 25% of living.

These days, a big chunk of my "doing stuff" energy is spent being excited about my debut novel, WHEN FRANNY STANDS UP. Coming your way November 2022 from Sourcebooks Landmark.


I also write short stories, novels, and essays and cultural criticism, And I do a podcast about boring science with a famous marine biologist. I enjoy making difficult things funny and funny things difficult.

In my life, I manage anxiety through birdwatching and drastic haircuts.

And not to brag, but Cameron McClure of DMLA is my agent.

If you like the cut of my jib and would like more jib, feel free to email me at eden (at) monkeythumbs (dot) com.