Eden M Robins » Valentine’s Day http://www.monkeythumbs.com writer. editor. former dildo-slinger. Wed, 06 Apr 2011 04:06:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Happy Valentine’s Day http://www.monkeythumbs.com/2010/02/happy-valentines-day/ http://www.monkeythumbs.com/2010/02/happy-valentines-day/#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:29:14 +0000 Eden http://www.monkeythumbs.com/?p=96 In honor of this most milquetoast of imaginary holidays, I give you my celebratory feast:

Gluten-free vegan red velvet cookies with vegan cream cheese icing. Roughly pilfered from this recipe.

Pan-fried chicken hearts with a side of golf sauce.

Feels good to eat the heart of another animal and wash it down with a crapload of sugar. Mmm. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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